Funny Swimming Pool Signs

Q: What is the material and size of your Funny Pool Signs?

Funny Pool Signs come in the following materials: Aluminum: The smaller signs are constructed from 40 mil and 63 mil thick aluminum, while the larger ones are 80 mil thick aluminum. You can choose a grade of reflectivity from Engineer Grade (basic), High Intensity (medium), and Diamond Grade (high, angular reflectivity), or opt for a non-reflective version.Plastic: Signs are 55 mil thick HDPE plastic and overcoated for additional protection.Adhesive Laminated Plastic: These are labels made of 4 mil thick polyester.Corrugated Plastic: 160 mil thick corrugated plastic signs are bendable yet tear-proof.We also offer ShowCase Signs made of 1/8" thick, sturdy acrylic.

Q: Can I design my own Funny Pool Sign?

Yes, you can. Try our <a href="https://www.mypoolsigns.com/custom-swimming-pool-signs">Customizable Pool Signs</a>. There are customization boxes for text. Enter your funny text, adjust the text size, change the font, alignment, and spacing of your text. And you’re done! Choose a color and, in some cases, use clipart from our extensive gallery. Contact our <a href="https://www.mypoolsigns.com/contactus">customer service team</a> to design a sign from scratch.

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Enhance your pool area with the charm of a Funny Swimming Pool Sign, ensuring cleanliness and safety, even in your absence. Designed to add a touch of humor to your swimming haven, these signs keep everyone entertained while promoting responsible behavior.

• Our Funny Pool Signs feature witty phrases and amusing graphics that will make your guests smile and create a lively atmosphere. You can even use them as Novelty Pool Signs for gifting purpose.
• Durable aluminum Humorous Swimming Pool Signs guarantee longevity, lasting up to a decade or more, even in outdoor conditions.
• Ideal for private backyard pools and even hotels, resorts, community pools, and schools, these Humorous Pool Signs cater to a wide range of needs.

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Funny Pool Signs

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7"x10" to 24"x30"

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7"x10" to 12"x18"

Lifeguard on Beer Break Swim At Your Own Risk Sign

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12"x18"

Warning Sharks Come Out When They Smell Pee Sign

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12"x18"

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18"x24"

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12"x18" to 18"x24"

No Swimming If Wearing Speedos Pool Sign

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10"x14"

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12"x18"

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5"x10"

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Welcome To Pool Our Only Liquid Asset Sign

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12"x18"

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7"x10" to 12"x18"

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Welcome to OOL No P In It Funny Pool Sign

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3.5"x5" to 12"x18"

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10"x14"

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10"x14" to 12"x18"

The Family Name No Diving Personalized Pool Rules Sign

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Hey Y All Watch This Funny Personalized Pool Rules Sign

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Funny Warning Sharks Have Been Spotted In This Pool They Come Out When They Smell Pee Sign

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Funny Welcome To Our Pool We Dont Swim In Your Toilet Sign

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Funny Pool Rule Signs

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Our Pool Rules - No Running, No Glass In Pool Area, Use The Bathroom, No Pushing, No Rough Play, No Diving In Shallow End… (with Cute Graphics)

14" x 10" (h x w)

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Our Pool Rules - No Running, No Glass In Pool Area, No Long Breath Holding, No Dunking, No Diapers, No Loud Noise… (with Cute Graphics)

14" x 10" (h x w)

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Our Pool Rules - Shower Before Entering, No Running, No Diving At Shallow End, No Smoking, Wear Swim Attire, Wear Sunscreen… (with Cute Graphics)

14" x 10" (h x w)

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Our Pool Rules - No Diving, No Glass In Pool Area, Flip Flops Recommended, Wear Sunglasses, Have A Drink, Hang Wet Towels, Enjoy and Soak Up… (with Cute Graphics)

14" x 10" (h x w)

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Our Pool Rules - No Running, No Glass, No Rough Play, No Diving, No Pushing

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No Running No Pushing Funny Pool Rules Sign

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Our Pool Rules - No Running, No Pushing, No Diving, No Glass, Do Not Swim Alone, Flip Flops Recommended, Relax, Swim & Enjoy… (with Cute Graphics)

14" x 10" (h x w)

Hey Y All Watch This Funny Pool Rules Sign

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Our Pool Rules - You Are Not Allowed To Do Anything That Begins with "Hey Y'all - Watch This!"

14" x 10" (h x w)

Skinny Dipping Signs

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7"x10" to 12"x18"

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Bilingual Pool Area, No Skinny Dipping Sign

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Attention No Skinny Dipping Alone Pool Sign

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12"x18" to 18"x24"

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Skinny Dip and Chunky Dunk, Funny Pool Sign

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Warning No Nude Bathing Swimsuit Sign with Symbol

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Swimsuits Optional Signs

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Attention No Swimming Suits After Dark Sign

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12"x18" to 18"x24"

Swimsuits Optional Beyond this Point Signs

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12"x18"

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Swimsuits Optional Beyond this Point Sign

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Clothing Optional Beyond Point sign, Bidirectional Arrow

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10"x15" to 12"x18"

Swimsuits Optional After Dark Pool / Spa Sign

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Bilingual Swimsuits Optional After Dark Sign

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3.5"x5" to 12"x18"

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Swimsuit Rules Sunrise To Happy Hour Required Pool Sign

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Do Funny Pool Signs work?

Yes, Funny Pool Signs work remarkably well as they engage people effectively. They are simply hard to ignore. Sometimes these signs have to be read twice to understand the exact intent, thereby reinstating the message. Funny signs demand more attention than simple Pool Signs. Plus, a lighthearted message doesn’t hurt your pool users.

Q. I want to display a “No Pee” warning message near the pool without sounding harsh. How can I do that?

Try a little sarcasm and humor with your messages. For instance, following funny signs can help you get away with nuisance-makers without being blunt yet adding a dash of fun.
“Warning - Sharks have been spotted in this pool , they come out when they smell pee”
“Welcome to our pool (notice there's no 'p' in it…) Let's Keep it that way!”
“We don't swim in your toilet , please don't pee in our pool”
“Attention - Watch out for alligators , they come out when they smell pee”

Q. What is the material and size of your Funny Pool Signs?

Funny Pool Signs come in the following materials:
Aluminum: The smaller signs are constructed from 40 mil and 63 mil thick aluminum, while the larger ones are 80 mil thick aluminum. You can choose a grade of reflectivity from Engineer Grade (basic), High Intensity (medium), and Diamond Grade (high, angular reflectivity), or opt for a non-reflective version.
Plastic: Signs are 55 mil thick HDPE plastic and overcoated for additional protection.
Adhesive Laminated Plastic: These are labels made of 4 mil thick polyester.
Corrugated Plastic: 160 mil thick corrugated plastic signs are bendable yet tear-proof.
We also offer ShowCase Signs made of 1/8" thick, sturdy acrylic.

Q. I am looking for some hilarious one-liner signs for my new pool deck. What are my options?

Some of your options are:
Swim At Your Own Risk, Lifeguard On Beer Break - S2-4453
It’s Not Rude To Swim In the Nude - K-7734
The Pool Is Protected by P-Guard. Remember If You’re Going To Pee, We Will See - S-7070

Q. Can you suggest a funny sign for our Hispanic pool users?

We offer bilingual signs with messages in English and Spanish. Try communicating with messages like “No Banarse Desnudo”which means “No Skinny Dipping”, or “Trajes De Bano Opcionales Despues Que Oscurezca” which means “Swimsuits Optional After Dark”. If you have a specific message in mind or if you want only Spanish text on the sign instead of bilingual ones, try our custom bilingual sign templates.

Q. How long will the aluminum sign material last outdoors?

Aluminum signs come with an outdoor warranty of 7 to 10 years. Diamond Grade reflective signs last 12 years, High-Intensity Reflective Sign last 10 years, whereas Engineer Grade reflective signs last at least 7 years outdoors.

Q. Can I design my own Funny Pool Sign?

Yes, you can. Try our Customizable Pool Signs. There are customization boxes for text. Enter your funny text, adjust the text size, change the font, alignment, and spacing of your text. And you’re done! Choose a color and, in some cases, use clipart from our extensive gallery. Contact our customer service team to design a sign from scratch.

Q. Are these pool signs visible at night as well?

Yes, our reflective Funny Pool Signs are visible in the dark as well. Aluminum signs with 3M’s reflective sheeting reflect light at night when light from a source like a flashlight hits the sign face.

Q. Will people find these funny signs offensive?

Although humor is subjective and everybody’s sense of humor is different, our signs incorporate only lighthearted, fun wordplays that are mostly accepted by people from all cultures, ages, educational backgrounds, faiths, and gender. Our Funny Pool Signs do not aim at derogatory jokes; however, one can never be sure!

Q. How to install Funny Pool Signs?

Our plastic and aluminum signs have pre-drilled holes measuring 3/8-inch or 3/16-inch for easy installation. Since these holes are pre-cleared, just use nuts and bolts to secure the sign to a signpost, a wall, a fence, or any other flat surface. Smaller, lightweight signs can also be attached with simple, double-sided adhesive. We don’t provide hardware with our signs so that customers have the flexibility of choosing their mounting option. Check out our range of mounting hardware that can be ordered separately.

Q. How fast can I receive my signs?

Most stock items are shipped in 1-3 days, and most custom orders are shipped in 2-7 days. For rush orders, please email our customer service department [email protected].
Sign orders over $100 qualify for free UPS/Expedited 2nd Day delivery. Some signs are FastShip items which would reach you even faster.

Q. What happens if my signs are damaged in transit?

While utmost care is taken to pack signs well, so they don’t get bent, deformed, or damaged in transit, we’ve got you covered for any damage due to the carrier's carelessness or any other reason. You may simply contact our customer service team, and they will be able to help immediately. See our terms for more detail.

Q. Is it possible to get free shipping on ordering just one Funny Pool Sign?

Your order must be above $39.95 to qualify for free shipping. An 18" x 24" aluminum sign would easily make up for that amount in your cart. If you go for smaller sizes, you can order two signs to get free shipping. You can even order a post or sign mounting hardware with a Funny Pool Sign to reach the free shipping amount.

Customer Reviews

Bernie Jan 23, 2025

Swim At Your Own Risk Sign : Lifeguard on Beer Break Part #:S2-4453 10" x 7" Aluminum (40 mil) Verified Purchase

I like this sign

Very nice sign!. Hope it holds up outside for a long time. Seems well made and it got here really fast!

Paula Sep 20, 2024

Swim At Your Own Risk Sign : Lifeguard on Beer Break Part #:S2-4453 10" x 7" Aluminum (40 mil) Verified Purchase

Perfect sign.

Sign is great. Exactly what I hope for. Is a gift and the recipients love it.

arthur Nov 28, 2023

Pool / Spa Sign : Swimsuits - Optional After Dark... Part #:S2-0043 10" x 14" Aluminum (40 mil) Verified Purchase

great sign

well made and fast shipping

Roberto Aug 25, 2023

Pool Rules : No Glassware Allowed in the Pool... Part #:S2-4366 14" x 10" Aluminum (40 mil) Verified Purchase

Hate glass

Great sign. Let's see how long they last

Linda Jul 15, 2023

Funny Pool Sign : Wear Your Swimsuit, Not Your PJs,... Part #:S2-1457 7" x 10" HDPE Plastic Sign Verified Purchase

cute

Great buy

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